MEET LOKEN'S REPLACEMENTS

With Loken away yet AGAIN at some "bla bla bla" multi-day convention, the MOFO SQUAD decided it was time to recruit some new talent to help round out the squad.

Meet Alanna

Meet Linnea

Meet Summer

So enjoy your time off Loken, take all the time you need. The new MOFO SQUAD recruits are working out great!

BF3 - FAULTLINE PART 3

PIZZA DELIVERY EPIC FAIL!

This is how NOT to perform a Mofo Pizza Delivery!

TOP GUN - EASTERN EURO CUT

We all know the end of the Cold War, Eastern Europeans began pirating classic American action films and putting their own twisted propaganda spin on them. Just look what they did to Top Gun!

1942 FLASHBACK

Ahhhh yes, the good old days...

DICE AND FROSTBITE NOW HIRING

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EAT LEAD GADHAFI

Festivities in Libya kicked off Saturday night when smacktard poster boy Moammar Gadhafi gave the thumbs up for the rest of the world to open upon himself a major can of WOOP @$$ also known as Operation Odyssey Dawn.

The activities began much like a playoff football game with a harmless fly over by the French Air Force. No one puts on an "all talk, no action" show quite like the French.

After the French had safely landed back home in the rear area where they belong, the US and British Royal Navies unloaded over 110 Tomahawk Cruise Missiles at key air defense targets near Tripoli. An extra special Tomahawk was sponsored by yours truly.

And just in case you were wondering about just what kind of a wallop the Tomahawks pack, have a look at this video. It will give you a good idea of how a country like Libya is going to get turned into a "4th world country" in a jiffy.

MOFOs of Hazzard

Out for a little joyriding around the country side MOFO style!

Visit the MOFO SQUAD You Tube Channel

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BF3 - FAULTLINE PART 2

DonMario's Badge

Sniping from the heavens......

MADD MAXX'S BADGE

JIM'S BADGE

Getting a cool stats graphic!

So you want one of those cool graphics everyone uses on all the BFBC2 forums?  Well here is how you get them!

1)  Go here:  http://bfbcs.com/

2)  Enter your game user ID and hit "Search".

3)  Your stats will show up.

4)  Now look on the second navigation bar and click on the link that says "Stats Graphics".

There are over 4,000 different graphics you can choose.  And they are all set up so you can get the graphic in different formats:

1.  As a URL so you can paste it into a blog or forum.

2.  BBCode so you can use it on forums.

3.  HTML for websites.

Here are a few of my favorites:

A popular generic one:

Loken in the house!    &"?^@+$#*>!    

I love knifing snipers:

 

MOFO Pizza Delivery!

 YOWZA!

If you're into furries:

More BF3 Footage... get the kleenex ready

I messed my pants watching this... (twice).

BATTLEFIELD 1943 VIDEOS

These videos were just too good to pass up. Wanted to share these with the MOFO SQUAD. ENJOY!

CORAL SEA

WAKE ISLAND

GUADACANAL

IWO JIMA

SNIPER ROAD KILL... MOFO STYLE

An unsuspecting sniper becomes a hood ornament with a little help from the MOFO SQUAD!

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FIND THE HACKER!

Jimmy, finding the best way to call out hackers!

BF3 GAMEPLAY PREVIEW

O M G!

THIS IS (BLEEP)-ING AWESOME

IS CHARLIE SHEEN A FUTURE MOFO?

After seeing the recent Charlie Sheen interview on 20/20, one begs to ask the obvious question "does Charlie Sheen have what it takes to be a future MOFO Squad member?"

Here are a few of my favorite Charlie Sheen quotes that lead me to think he might just have the necessary credentials to be a MOFO…

"I have one speed, one gear ... go!"
“I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
"There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
"I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
"I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

Wow, that’s some tough talk, but does he walk the walk?. You're damn right he does! Keep in mind Charlie Sheen has backed it up and proven himself in combat with his epic military film credentials (including: Apocalypse Now, Red Dawn, Platoon, Navy Seals, Hot Shots!, and Hot Shots! Part Deux). Obviously a very impressive resume from this battle tested veteran. How could he not be a MOFO?

Whooped up on drugs, booze, caffeine, sleep deprivation, porn stars, uncontrollable swearing, and an endless supply of self aggrandizing accolades, I honestly think Charle Sheen has all the key ingredients needed to be a promising MOFO Squad member!

MEET THE MOFO SQUAD

STEALTH

Team founder with true passion for the game.

Serves up a Mofo Pizza Delivery like no other.

JIM REAPER

Score board curve buster who specializes in
payback. Watch out, he'll make you eat it!

THRASHER

 

Loyal squad mate who always has your back,
and looks good covered with blinking darts.

LOKEN

Field navigation expert, like having your own
GPS with a screaming cursing voice.

DON MARIO

Expert guardian of remote pine trees with an
eagle eye for would be server hackers.

MADD MAXX

Soldier of few words, dependable bullet
magnet, and vehicle thrill ride extraordinaire.