MOFO Squad Does Star Trek!

For those of you who love Star Trek as well as Battlefield, here is Loken's Star Trek fan film "Prelude to Axanar".

Who does this remind you of?

It is funny.  Twice in the last couple months, friends have said I am like "The World's Most Interesting man" on those Dos Equis commercials because I have so many diverse interests.    Well, Dave Hummel, aka AZSithLord posted this on my Facebook because it reminded him of someone....

 

Loken

Loken in his teen years

Loken in his teen years

INSPIRATION POINT

Madd Maxx and Loken take a romantic APC ride up to "Inspiration Point" on Laguna Presa...

MOFO OF THE WEEK: LOKEN

Each week, Mofo Squad War Stories will be doing a feature story on one of our Mofo Squad members to get to know a little bit more about them. This week, we go "STARBORD, PORT, BOW, STERN, ON THE HILL, AND IN THE QUAD" with human compass and king of the F-bombs, Loken.

MSWS: When did you first begin playing the Battlefield series and what was it that caught your interest?

LOKEN: My wargaming buddies were going to a gaming bar to play this game they said was awesome.  I didn't want to go because I didn't need to get dragged into something that would take up a lot of time (I can be compulsive about my passions).  I went anyway and we played Battlefield 2 for 3 hours and I laughed my ass off the whole time.  I then bought a computer the next week and that was 2006.  I love the team play.  And of course, in BF2 I loved being in command.  Just the general in me!  I really miss that in BFBC2.

MSWS: What's the story behind the name you chose to use in game?

LOKEN: Linnear was my first name on BF2 and that is from a series of books by Eric Lustbader (Who now writes the Bourne books since Robert Ludlam died).  I love those books and have read them 3-4 times each.  The character's name was Nicholas Linnear.  In BFBC2 I changed it to Loken, which is for Garviel Loken, the protagonist in the Warhammer "Hours Heresy" series of books that is all the rage for players of Warhammer 40,000, which is a miniature wargame.

Garviel Loken

MSWS: Which of the current Mofo Squad members, did you first go into battle with?

LOKEN: Well, I can't remember, other than I specifically remember where I was on Operation Harvest when Stealth, Thrasher and Jim asked me to join their clan.  We had played together from time to time before that. 

    

MSWS: What is your favorite kit to play and why?

LOKEN: In BF2 it was Special Forces as I was a C4 whore.  I was the team specialist at blowing up tanks with C4.  A lot of that is just the fun of being reckless and running at tanks with nothing but some silly putty.  In BFBC2 I think it is Assault.  I like the ability to use the grenade launcher or the 40mm shotgun, which is a blast.

MSWS: Tell us about your all time favorite map in the Battlefield series and why you like it?

LOKEN: Has to be Operation Harvest.  I love how wide open that map is.  And Karkand.  I spent DAYS on that server. In BFBC2 it is White Pass.  I love the snow!

BF2 Armored Fury - Operation Harvest

MSWS: What weapon, old or new, do you wish you could add to the current BFBC2 game.

LOKEN: Well all the new weapons are pretty damn good.  I think I miss the ability to just get more ammo or health by running over a pack.  I DO NOT miss Claymores.  They were a pain in the ass.

Claymore = Pain in the @$$

MSWS: What's your favorite pin you hope to see in the personal stats at the end of a game round?

LOKEN: Oh Knife kills for sure!  I love knifing Snipers the best.  It is always nice when I can steal an ace pin from Jim too!

MSWS: From what you have seen of the BF3 previews, what are you looking forward to the most with the new release later this year?

LOKEN: KARKAND!!!!

BF3 - Back To Karkand 

MSWS: What helpful tip would you give someone to help them improve their game play.

LOKEN: Learn to switch between weapon's fast.  And learn not to go running into a room while reloading!

MSWS: Do you have a favorite moment or funny experience in Battlefield you would like to share?

LOKEN: I think it was when Maddmaxx got run over by a tank while teabagging me.  Serves you right bitch!

MSWS

BACK WHERE WE STARTED

After a brief experiment in Dallas, Stealth decided it was time to bring the MOFO Conquest Server back home to Seattle. Here's a brief recap of yesterday's server activity…

KEY EVENTS:

1) With Stealth's persistents and dedication, the MOFO server was back on line from Seattle showing signs of life again.

2) Further efforts by Stealth resulted in the addition of the lovely Sheridyn to the banner graphic, drawing quite the crowd and instantly filling the MOFO server to its capacity.

3) After a few exciting hours of gaming the MOFO server quickly emptied out, right around the same time Loken launched several F-bombs and base rape accusations.

MOFO PIZZA AND STAR TREK, THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Everybody loves a good MOFO PIZZA DELIVERY, especially Loken! So what could make your next pizza night even more out of this world you ask?

 

How about this sleek Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter!

 
This exquisite and stylish kitchen tool even comes with its own attractive storage case!

See for yourself what this engineering marvel can do, perfect pepperoni slices at warp speed!

It even cuts through veggie lover's deep dish like a hot phaser through a Klingon bird of prey!

Your pizza night is about to "boldly go where no man has gone before". Whether you love Kirk, or hate Picard, you're sure to agree, this is the best pizza cutter in the universe!

GET YOURS TODAY AT:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/dea2/

LOKEN, THE EARLY YEARS...

It's no secret, Loken was a chick scoring stud at an early age. Vintage home movies reveals his mojo in action...

BACK STABBERS!!!

Look at who the top 3 knife weilders on my stabed by list!

I'm not supprised...

Watch your backs fellas.

Payback is a you know what!

MEET LOKEN'S REPLACEMENTS

With Loken away yet AGAIN at some "bla bla bla" multi-day convention, the MOFO SQUAD decided it was time to recruit some new talent to help round out the squad.

Meet Alanna

Meet Linnea

Meet Summer

So enjoy your time off Loken, take all the time you need. The new MOFO SQUAD recruits are working out great!

MEET THE MOFO SQUAD

STEALTH

Team founder with true passion for the game.

Serves up a Mofo Pizza Delivery like no other.

JIM REAPER

Score board curve buster who specializes in
payback. Watch out, he'll make you eat it!

THRASHER

 

Loyal squad mate who always has your back,
and looks good covered with blinking darts.

LOKEN

Field navigation expert, like having your own
GPS with a screaming cursing voice.

DON MARIO

Expert guardian of remote pine trees with an
eagle eye for would be server hackers.

MADD MAXX

Soldier of few words, dependable bullet
magnet, and vehicle thrill ride extraordinaire.