EAT LEAD GADHAFI

Festivities in Libya kicked off Saturday night when smacktard poster boy Moammar Gadhafi gave the thumbs up for the rest of the world to open upon himself a major can of WOOP @$$ also known as Operation Odyssey Dawn.

The activities began much like a playoff football game with a harmless fly over by the French Air Force. No one puts on an "all talk, no action" show quite like the French.

After the French had safely landed back home in the rear area where they belong, the US and British Royal Navies unloaded over 110 Tomahawk Cruise Missiles at key air defense targets near Tripoli. An extra special Tomahawk was sponsored by yours truly.

And just in case you were wondering about just what kind of a wallop the Tomahawks pack, have a look at this video. It will give you a good idea of how a country like Libya is going to get turned into a "4th world country" in a jiffy.