Sunday, September 2, 2012

Milk Carton Role Call

The Milk Carton count is reaching Epic Fail status.

Reaper has a pulled groin in his finger.
Maxx has gone to Barney Land.
Klesk has joined the Occupy Ranks.
Loken is out to save the Painted Figures world.
Thrasher is keeping the Peace at home.
StrongHarm has gone Plum Loco!!!!!!!
Arizona is working to dam much. And Cali hours!!!
Stealth is paying to much for Booze, and moonlighting at Cosco's.
And Me, I am trying to Win a Dam GunMaster!!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Lemme give you a few thoughts, girl, which shall influence U.S. to reach for Utopia no matter what the cost: FOUR!! blogs (outta 16) which tell of the exxxcitement Heaven Above has to offer... which is an eternity of pleasure-beyond-measure; we ROTE {theeyebeam} to show a true story about sex in Heaven after we croak (apparently, most of U.S. are completely unaware of this fact). C'mon, people. The Liar's a deceiver: absolutely no sex in Hell amid the flames, filth and fuglyness, yet, puh-lenty of wonderfull sssEX! Upstairs for those who want some. And why not?? Doesn’t God say anything and everything’s possible?? Yeah. Thot so. God bless you. Meet me Upstairs, miss gorgeous, where you’ll be 17 and I will be 21 for the length and breadth of our explosive eternity --- ‘God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility’

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