Question: How can you bring a government trained, lead pumping, brevity talkin', Indian wranglin', wall of lead pumpin' mofo to his knees?
Answer: Plantar Fasciitis
I know many of you are asking, "What the hell is Plantar Fasciitis?". No, this has nothing to do with Peanuts or Mussolini.
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Plantar fasciitis (say "PLAN-ter fash-ee-EYE-tus") is the most common cause of heel pain. What does it look like?
This is only a dramatization, this is not StongHarm's actual foot.
How does one deal with PF?
Option 1 - Ask for a "helping hand"
***Careful, this one may tickle. Tee hee hee
Option 2 - Upgrade your shoes
Jimmy likes these shoes.
Option 3 - Tape it up and get your ass back on the battlefield
COME ON STRONGHARM. QUIT BEING A PUSS, PICK OPTION 3 AND GET YOUR ASS BACK OUT HERE!!!!