Friday, March 4, 2011


After seeing the recent Charlie Sheen interview on 20/20, one begs to ask the obvious question "does Charlie Sheen have what it takes to be a future MOFO Squad member?"

Here are a few of my favorite Charlie Sheen quotes that lead me to think he might just have the necessary credentials to be a MOFO

"I have one speed, one gear ... go!"
“I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
"There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
"I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
"I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

Wow, that’s some tough talk, but does he walk the walk?. You're damn right he does! Keep in mind Charlie Sheen has backed it up and proven himself in combat with his epic military film credentials (including: Apocalypse Now, Red Dawn, Platoon, Navy Seals, Hot Shots!, and Hot Shots! Part Deux). Obviously a very impressive resume from this battle tested veteran. How could he not be a MOFO?

Whooped up on drugs, booze, caffeine, sleep deprivation, porn stars, uncontrollable swearing, and an endless supply of self aggrandizing accolades, I honestly think Charle Sheen has all the key ingredients needed to be a promising MOFO Squad member!

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